25 5 / 2013
24 5 / 2013
So I’m all alone, walking around the house doing chores while my moms out shopping. My dogs start to follow me around, like they want something from me. So I talk to them. I have a whole conversation with them. They sit at my feet and are still staring at me. Then I look at my watch and go “Shit! It’s time to feed you little fuckers!” And that was my day, how was yours?
20 5 / 2013
17 5 / 2013
So theres this elevator at our schools garage that shakes a bit. My two best friends were shoving each other around, making it shake even more. And so I said. “We’re all gonna die” as I’m saying this, the elevator door opens on two people just standing there, and they smiled and gave me the weirdest look, like I had just said something hysterical, and they started to laugh as me and my friends walked away, and one of my friends goes, “Well, Carrie. At least you made them laugh, too!”